Don’t You Know Who I Am?

“What some fail to realize, though, is that such reviews can be tainted: Many bloggers have accepted perks such as free laptops, trips to Europe, $500 gift cards or even thousands of dollars for a 200-word post. Bloggers vary in how they disclose such freebies, if they do so at all.”

Let JohnnyBerry™ be clear.

JohnnyBerry™ did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Actually, JohnnyBerry™ doesn’t post enough these days for anyone to even consider paying him for his services, but if JohnnyBerry™ were to be paid for endorsements, here are the companies that he would consider accepting money from:

Honey Baked Ham (because who doesn’t enjoy a nice ham, especially a delicious finest quality bone-in ham, cured in secret marinade, and then for tenderness, they smoke the ham for hours over a unique blend of hardwood chips.)

Toyota (because JohnnyBerry™ does drive a 2007 Toyota Camry SE and really enjoys his aerodynamic multi-reflector projector-beam headlamps with auto on/off feature)

Publix Super Markets, Inc (because cutting costs is simple at Publix. Especially now that they’ve lowered the prices on several essential products, including assorted varieties of Publix Milk, Publix Whole Boneless Pork Loin, Publix Bakery French Bread, 5-oz cans of Star Kist Chunk Light Tuna, Skippy Peanut Butter, Kraft Deluxe Dinners, Colgate Total Clean Mint Toothpaste, Bounty Paper Towels and 150-oz bottles of Publix 2X Free and Clear. They’re always looking for ways to make life a little easier.)

Apple (because JohnnyBerry™ enjoys his MacBook, and first generation iPhone even though the wonderful folks over at Apple have come out with a new phone - The first thing you’ll notice about iPhone 3G S is how quickly you can launch applications. Web pages render in a fraction of the time, and you can view email attachments faster. Improved performance and updated 3D graphics deliver an incredible gaming experience, too. In fact, everything you do on iPhone 3G S is up to 2x faster and more responsive than iPhone 3G.)

Rolex (because as the leading name in luxury watches, Rolex has been the pre-eminent symbol of performance and prestige for over a century.)

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